Maui Sport Fishing: Captain John brings in a #275 Pacific Blue Marlin

Fishing Joke

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey Girl, My boss wen ask me to go fishin over on Kona side. We'll be gone over the weekend." This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion. Oh and can you please pack my clothes, and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I’ll swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh & please pack my new blue silk pajamas.
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. Come Sunday night, he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes! Lot's of Mahi Mahi, some Ahi (tuna), and a few Ono.
But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas! like I asked you to do?" The wife replies; "I did, they were in your tackle box.

Fishin Jokes & Quotes

The difference between a fairy tale and a fish story is a fairy tail begins, "Once upon a time..."
"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jolene’s best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" Jolene inquired. "Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way, he returns every time without any fish..."
I am not against golf, since I cannot but suspect it keeps armies of the unworthy from discovering Marlin
Kimo had no luck fishing, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four whole Opakapaka. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?" "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."

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Monday, May 9, 2011

Captain John brings in a #275 Pacific Blue Marlin

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